Message from @matroyshka

Discord ID: 651193507817455659


2019-12-02 22:49:03 UTC  

what if you jerk of a horse's dick for breeding purposes and it's all fine and you do it professionally, but you secretly also like it

2019-12-02 22:49:12 UTC  

then thats bestiality

2019-12-02 22:49:13 UTC  

smh

2019-12-02 22:49:13 UTC  

<:Joker1:642317187985702912>

2019-12-02 22:49:15 UTC  

so breeding with a horse for purely "reproductive" purposes is not bestiality...?

2019-12-02 22:49:16 UTC  

Ever watched kung fu panda? @matroyshka

2019-12-02 22:49:19 UTC  

no

2019-12-02 22:49:20 UTC  

<:thinkcide2:462282425486147585>

2019-12-02 22:49:28 UTC  

Gamers rise up

2019-12-02 22:49:30 UTC  

I see

2019-12-02 22:49:31 UTC  

@Coolitic you jack a horse off to get a semen sample

2019-12-02 22:49:31 UTC  

@Coolitic You don't understand what he meant at all you retard

2019-12-02 22:49:35 UTC  

wait is it unethical to smoke weed with the homeless since he gets the munchies?

2019-12-02 22:49:40 UTC  

you get the semen sample to artificially inseminate another horse

2019-12-02 22:49:47 UTC  

@Win Roe it's almost like I'm being sarcastic dimwit

2019-12-02 22:50:15 UTC  

You assume I believe you're capable of that

2019-12-02 22:50:18 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl horses jack themselves off by slapping swinging their dicks and slapping it against their stomachs

2019-12-02 22:50:23 UTC  

Gamers sit down

2019-12-02 22:50:26 UTC  

my friend knows this from experience

2019-12-02 22:50:30 UTC  

what do you guys think about my plan to become a vigilante: give homeless people and/or degenerates drugs in an area with no cameras, walk away, the drugs are poison

2019-12-02 22:50:32 UTC  

im no horse expert

2019-12-02 22:50:34 UTC  

so i couldnt say

2019-12-02 22:50:51 UTC  

i think your gonna be caught in about 5 seconds

2019-12-02 22:50:56 UTC  

fuck

2019-12-02 22:50:56 UTC  

@Mikey <:banhammer:509427162009567245> <:banhammer:509427162009567245> <:banhammer:509427162009567245>

2019-12-02 22:51:08 UTC  

the police dont care about druggies until the democrat voting base all start dying

2019-12-02 22:51:11 UTC  

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-12-02 22:51:13 UTC  

Any bigotry towards gamers will be punished

2019-12-02 22:51:14 UTC  

Becoming a vigilante is a good way to die. @matroyshka

2019-12-02 22:51:45 UTC  

when are Mikey and Jack fuccing tbh?

2019-12-02 22:51:48 UTC  

Soon

2019-12-02 22:51:51 UTC  

I am the biggest gamer. i currently have a full hard on with Halo MCC coming out in just over an hours time

2019-12-02 22:51:51 UTC  

this is just too much sexual tension

2019-12-02 22:51:53 UTC  

Also, that implies that you're doing justice.. murdering homeless druggies in cold blood isn't justice.

2019-12-02 22:51:54 UTC  

when are WE fucking?

2019-12-02 22:51:59 UTC  

Never

2019-12-02 22:52:02 UTC  

god damn it

2019-12-02 22:52:06 UTC  

fag

2019-12-02 22:52:11 UTC  

gotta be up before 6am

2019-12-02 22:52:16 UTC  

i hate my life tbh