ß needs to go

just flexing on everyone else

ß

It's a German invention

I want more ß

and therefore bad

ßßßßßßß

you're a ßßßßßßßperg

ok autißßßßßßt

@Goddess Tyche Some people are brought up without any correction, I am not disputing it.
But some fail to produce asound even after a specialist spent considerable time teaching them the sound.
At that point is some speech center issue

** *ßENIS* ** <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

@Uksio That I agree with

eet me aß

@SideTracker That, too

ssenis

Germans are silly what with their retarded dyslexic B

Aka ß

To be honest, even if I was given opportunity to learn correct pronunciation of laryngeals, I would refuse, because I don't want to sound retarded

it's a SS

I wish there would be an IPA equivalent that were systematic in its symbols

Like inuktitut script

Something that would explain a sound at a glance with a pictoglyph constructed according to easy rules

@Uksio Feel free to invent a new standard, but be wary that making a new standard only devalues the other standards in place to the point where nothing is then standardised anymore

IPA is fine

It does the job

I don't need it to do anything more

@Goddess Tyche the standard you have written your name in is like that only because in the olden print days they needed to have printable symbols

Now computers can do anything

Yeah, but why change it if it works?

Because it can be improved further

icelandic chads be like: Þ

english virgins: th

But then again humanity is inexplicable content with this being the computer keyboard

Again, why change something that works

>> has no levers
>> retains the key slant

That just looks ugly, TBH

Also, no numpad <:mutt:462285123421732874>

Human finfers are not angled in this was

they go straight

Qwerty is a typewrter abomination that somehow persist