Rule 1:
Don’t fuck kids
Rule 2:
No, really, don’t fuck kids.
Rule 3:
If you’ve fucked a kid, or you’re thinking you’re going to fuck a kid, go to the police. They’ll know what to do with you.
Rule 4:
If you haven’t fucked a kid, and you’re sure you aren’t going to fuck a kid, but you still can’t stop thinking about fucking kids, go to a psychiatrist. They’ll know what to do with you.
Rule 5:
Don’t download, possess, share, sell or otherwise distribute pornography involving kids. Don’t encourage it’s use, for any purpose.
Rule 6:
Do not offer aid or encouragement to pedophiles other than giving them these rules. Do not show support, verbally or financially, to any pedophile rights organization, such as, but not limited to, NAMBLA or MAP and NOMAP groups etc.
Rule 7:
If you cannot follow these rules, try harder. If that fails, and you still can’t follow these rules then, as a last resort, seriously consider killing yourself.
