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Pro tip, there are better sites for finding girls online if you're that thirst

Considering one of my parents is dead.. I would hope that's the case.

... well me dad has the Alzheimer's... so Im gonna go out on a limb and say "I hope so?"

I prefer finding women irl not gonna lie

My parents are boomers

My parents are kazoomers

Anyone else see the South Park Dune parody?

Necrophilia is less gross

Necrophilia is overrated

Ive literally only recently been reading Dune. Interesting coincidence

@Kealor I'm disappointed that back when race-mixing was illegal they didn't label it "negrophilia".

@Kealor Their leathery skin dripping with sweat. your mom's orange in a tube sock boobs swinging back and fourth. Your dad's wrinkly nut sack slapping into her saggy ass cheeks

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Fuck can't one of them just be dead

They'll probably start another economic crash while they fuck

Ideally speaking. If experience is the best teacher, wouldnt old people be like 200IQ mega minds

@Son of Rome

Instead they spend their time harassing food service and retail workers

Tbh I think boomers are just cursed

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War vets seemed to be a lot more solid

@AgniKobi Sad but true. LOL

@Kealor we are

@Son of Rome after a while you get sick of incompetence

I am bob's cp stash

You summoned me, my master?

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How can I order the same thing every time I go to waffle house and they still fuck it up?

I think the same thing with Tim Hortons @Jack of Trades

@Jack of Trades Because late night/early morning shift is where they stick the shittiest people so they ruin as few orders as possible

Even whenever I spell it out they forget something

CP stash?

*CP STASH*?

I was manager at a wafflehouse when i was 19

Rule 1:
Don’t fuck kids

Rule 2:
No, really, don’t fuck kids.

Rule 3:
If you’ve fucked a kid, or you’re thinking you’re going to fuck a kid, go to the police. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 4:
If you haven’t fucked a kid, and you’re sure you aren’t going to fuck a kid, but you still can’t stop thinking about fucking kids, go to a psychiatrist. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 5:
Don’t download, possess, share, sell or otherwise distribute pornography involving kids. Don’t encourage it’s use, for any purpose.

Rule 6:
Do not offer aid or encouragement to pedophiles other than giving them these rules. Do not show support, verbally or financially, to any pedophile rights organization, such as, but not limited to, NAMBLA or MAP and NOMAP groups etc.

Rule 7:
If you cannot follow these rules, try harder. If that fails, and you still can’t follow these rules then, as a last resort, seriously consider killing yourself.

@Son of Rome any time of day

Holy text wall, bat man!

Get out with your copypasta fag