@Son of Rome after a while you get sick of incompetence

I am bob's cp stash

You summoned me, my master?

<:smugay:593502151758708776>

How can I order the same thing every time I go to waffle house and they still fuck it up?

I think the same thing with Tim Hortons @Jack of Trades

@Jack of Trades Because late night/early morning shift is where they stick the shittiest people so they ruin as few orders as possible

Even whenever I spell it out they forget something

CP stash?

*CP STASH*?

I was manager at a wafflehouse when i was 19

Rule 1:
Don’t fuck kids

Rule 2:
No, really, don’t fuck kids.

Rule 3:
If you’ve fucked a kid, or you’re thinking you’re going to fuck a kid, go to the police. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 4:
If you haven’t fucked a kid, and you’re sure you aren’t going to fuck a kid, but you still can’t stop thinking about fucking kids, go to a psychiatrist. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 5:
Don’t download, possess, share, sell or otherwise distribute pornography involving kids. Don’t encourage it’s use, for any purpose.

Rule 6:
Do not offer aid or encouragement to pedophiles other than giving them these rules. Do not show support, verbally or financially, to any pedophile rights organization, such as, but not limited to, NAMBLA or MAP and NOMAP groups etc.

Rule 7:
If you cannot follow these rules, try harder. If that fails, and you still can’t follow these rules then, as a last resort, seriously consider killing yourself.

@Son of Rome any time of day

Holy text wall, bat man!

Get out with your copypasta fag

It's not a fucking difficult job

ABIDE THE RULES

Man if you knew about the governmental cp stashes<:milkshake2:580842238540775468>

Mfw I know about it

@Sarahdale I kinda know. They've gotta store it to catch fools with yeah?

I mean. Yeah. Partly

Someone is using the stash 100%

It would be statistically impossible

Not to occure

@RooHappeh I would assume so, noone can read minds

YukI heard one of his 26 hard drives turn on, now he's spooked

I have one hard drive

My whole pc can take up to 300gb LUL

Ngl to catch fools is only part of why it's kept

That's what they all say

@Kealor you're thinking me, but none of you've 26 have CP

It's all pdf books, music, 80s cartoons, and VMs

@Sarahdale the other part is blackmail isn't it

I don't think I've ever done anything illegal outside of drinking beer pre-18, maybe speeding <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Dw I won't rat you out @RooHappeh, but sarah is a fed

@Scale_e Stop virtue-signalling.

@Jack of Trades again. Partly...

You are not a moderator.

@RooHappeh I've definitely never taken a picture of any illegal thing I might've done. That'd be dumb

I don't get why these dumb fuckers do it

I mean, I don't drink, I don't do drugs, my life is basically work + family