Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 655038619588755458


2019-12-13 13:25:35 UTC  

Texan? Yankee? Does it matter? You have so many identities and none of you know which ones ought to matter first and which ones matter less and less and less in descending order.

2019-12-13 13:25:35 UTC  

>nebraska

2019-12-13 13:25:40 UTC  

>important

2019-12-13 13:25:49 UTC  

theres a sjw in the writing on the wall chat

2019-12-13 13:25:53 UTC  

come and have a look

2019-12-13 13:27:06 UTC  

@Jack of Trades Need I repeat myself?

2019-12-13 13:27:06 UTC  

@Zakhan half of the eu member states are younger than the us

2019-12-13 13:27:17 UTC  

With fabricated identities

2019-12-13 13:27:21 UTC  

HAHAHAHAHA

2019-12-13 13:27:28 UTC  

Okay, mutt.

2019-12-13 13:27:29 UTC  

Take Macedonia for instance

2019-12-13 13:27:34 UTC  

Fabricated identity

2019-12-13 13:27:34 UTC  

M,m,m,m,monster kill

2019-12-13 13:27:36 UTC  

Oh, yeah. The Balkans.

2019-12-13 13:28:11 UTC  

That's a mess. If you split them up into their storied pasts, you could have a good few rump kingdoms there.

2019-12-13 13:28:29 UTC  

Without Nebraska y'all wouldn't have a lot of the tech conveniences you enjoy today

2019-12-13 13:28:31 UTC  

If you unify them, you have the trouble of which iteration of unification or alliance or cooperation you want to go with.

2019-12-13 13:28:35 UTC  

Yugoslavia's only like 4 decades older than the state of Alaska anyways <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-12-13 13:29:20 UTC  

Yugoslavia doesn't exist anymore.

2019-12-13 13:29:27 UTC  

@Zakhan Serbia does

2019-12-13 13:29:36 UTC  

Yes, and the successor states are younger than that iirc

2019-12-13 13:30:09 UTC  

There is quite the history there in those successor states, but the situation in the area is anything but settled.

2019-12-13 13:30:16 UTC  

That's a pressure cooker waiting to blow.

2019-12-13 13:30:28 UTC  

PayPal, Google, Yahoo, Verizon, and a few other tech Giants moved in here with data centers. First Data (which runs visa, MasterCard, etc) are also here

2019-12-13 13:30:39 UTC  

I look forward to seeing a Remove Kebab Boogaloo tbh

2019-12-13 13:31:02 UTC  

Woah, Loremaster you changed your pic

2019-12-13 13:31:05 UTC  

That is one of the Boogaloo's I wouldn't feel a damn thing about. These days, that is.

2019-12-13 13:31:11 UTC  

@Spooky I changed it weeks ago

2019-12-13 13:31:47 UTC  

I'm not sober tbh

2019-12-13 13:32:05 UTC  

Hey guys I got a new phone

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/655039236877320203/1576240648319.png

2019-12-13 13:32:19 UTC  

>Montenegro
>N-Word Mountain
<:powerful:595334910764515338>

2019-12-13 13:33:15 UTC  

>Niger
>is full of howler monkeys
>I mean niggers not the monkeys

2019-12-13 13:34:01 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/655039721961029632/unknown.png

2019-12-13 13:34:02 UTC  

>Chad
>Not full of Chads
<:why:462286147473637407>

2019-12-13 13:34:14 UTC  

But shaped like Chad

2019-12-13 13:34:56 UTC  

dammit

2019-12-13 13:35:06 UTC  

he's the host of my favorite podcast show

2019-12-13 13:35:14 UTC  

and he's RTing Democrat stuff

2019-12-13 13:35:24 UTC  

REEEEE BRITBONGS GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY <:angrypepe:497157904743268363>

2019-12-13 13:36:30 UTC  

If you all spoke a different language than English, maybe you wouldn't have that problem