Like the viet cong, carbs and fat sneaks up on you when you sleep

If you skip lunch, you don't get tired in the afternoon

stay away, stay vigilant, lest you wake up fat

If I skip lunch my 2m tall ass won't make it till the end of afternoon

I'm 1.96cm

Dude the amount I eat every day just to function and i'm a 5'7 hobbit

Little manlet

4 cm doesn't take that much energy

sl*ep is a tool of Hebrew trickery. They steal the sun at night and hide it behind Jupiter

fucking j00s

I'd rather not fuck jews

When you refuse to sleep you are fighting Israel

^ Best out-of-context quote for the night

Idk Id rather not end up looking like Corbyn

Corbyn is what happens when you go vegan

<:disgusteng:595338918044500041>

Remember a meat a day keeps the communist away

Oh I remember meat day alright

Post it to to twitter

That chicken filled poutine was excellent earlier <:slurpgon:583424900732157956>

@livid_scrooge check DMs

I'm ban from Twitter

I saw the DMs retard

I had pig and laughed at my muslim neighbours while I filled the street with it's glorious scents

@livid_scrooge So are you gonna go through?

Gonna secretly feed pork to their kids soon <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608> That will teach the fuckers to look after their children

NO

I live next to a mosque. This is why I spent more on security than on the house <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Why not, Dotty?

Don't you want Nat to unblock you?

There's a service station near enough to my college accommodation and I'm afraid to buy pudding, hams or sausages because the people behind the counter are Pakistanis and really cheeky

What the fuck

Eew does it do the screech in satanism thing? @Sarahdale

I’d never unblock him

Unblock me whore

@Nat even if he sent.....nudes?

HIS nudes?

Well...

Nat YOU are the little shit

I mean you didn’t have to tell him ffs