Message from @DevilTongue
Discord ID: 656918944355057694
When you *eliminate* a burglar.
i hate lefties so fucking much
criminal lovers
Yep
well not picking up shit is a legitimate fine
That paperwork *is* worth it, though.
nothing wrong with alking dog tho
@Lucienne d'Anwyl with the taxes I pay I could afford a personal shitpicker
There's a guy here who was attacked by two burglars at night in his home. He defended himself and his kids/wife.
He was the one who ended up doing prison
if you kill burgalars they cant prosecute
😉
Oof, are you *sure* you don't want us to annex you? @Sarahdale
dead men tell no tales
Marry me pls
If you want to protect yourself from burglars you need a faithful dog and a hungry pig to dispose of the corpse
smh
if i was president i would give so many fucking people pardons
@Lucienne d'Anwyl if you kill a burglar you better have an illegally acquired gun with no handprints on it and put it on him otherwise you looking at 20years around here
because the presidential pardon supercedes all states
you can effectively make states unable to enforce their own laws
@Sarahdale bury the body in the woods
not like anyone will miss the burgalar
@Lucienne d'Anwyl true
Bury your wood in the body <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
and more importantly its not like anyone will know where they were either
you can also bury the body in the floor
but thats a lot riskier
and requires knowledge of concrete mixing
Oh if push comes to shove I can hide a body just fine <:slurpgon:583424900732157956>
Oof, I've got about 20 minutes to lounge before I needsmust move.
Hide the body in the mosque @Sarahdale <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>
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Watch how quickly the state will give a pardon
That would be hilarious but they have security cams
break the security cameras
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Jesus Christ one of the democrats in the house just gave a thumbs up to impeachment with a follow up speaking Spanish lol
~~Epstein approves~~