They did made guard dogs illegal to guard

Dog.. taxes...

i dont pay any taxes to own pets

imagine living in leftycunt land smh

if we kill burgalars our pets remain safe

Moneygrabbing local government

You cannot legally beat the shit out of a home invader unless very specific reasons

reminder that killing burgalars when possible is the best thing you could possibly do

Just have some paperwork to fill out.

They don't do anything dog related with the money and I still get fined if I walk my dog in the wrong area or dont pick up its shit

When you *eliminate* a burglar.

i hate lefties so fucking much

criminal lovers

Yep

well not picking up shit is a legitimate fine

That paperwork *is* worth it, though.

nothing wrong with alking dog tho

@Lucienne d'Anwyl with the taxes I pay I could afford a personal shitpicker

There's a guy here who was attacked by two burglars at night in his home. He defended himself and his kids/wife.

He was the one who ended up doing prison

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if you kill burgalars they cant prosecute

😉

Oof, are you *sure* you don't want us to annex you? @Sarahdale

dead men tell no tales

Marry me pls

If you want to protect yourself from burglars you need a faithful dog and a hungry pig to dispose of the corpse

smh

if i was president i would give so many fucking people pardons

@Lucienne d'Anwyl if you kill a burglar you better have an illegally acquired gun with no handprints on it and put it on him otherwise you looking at 20years around here

because the presidential pardon supercedes all states

If I was president I would fuck so many people*

you can effectively make states unable to enforce their own laws

@Laucivol sometimes I wish

@Sarahdale bury the body in the woods

not like anyone will miss the burgalar

@Lucienne d'Anwyl true

Bury your wood in the body <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

and more importantly its not like anyone will know where they were either

you can also bury the body in the floor

but thats a lot riskier

and requires knowledge of concrete mixing