@Lucienne d'Anwyl if you kill a burglar you better have an illegally acquired gun with no handprints on it and put it on him otherwise you looking at 20years around here

because the presidential pardon supercedes all states

If I was president I would fuck so many people*

you can effectively make states unable to enforce their own laws

@Laucivol sometimes I wish

@Sarahdale bury the body in the woods

not like anyone will miss the burgalar

@Lucienne d'Anwyl true

Bury your wood in the body <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

and more importantly its not like anyone will know where they were either

you can also bury the body in the floor

but thats a lot riskier

and requires knowledge of concrete mixing

Oh if push comes to shove I can hide a body just fine <:slurpgon:583424900732157956>

Oof, I've got about 20 minutes to lounge before I needsmust move.

Hide the body in the mosque @Sarahdale <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

@DevilTongue<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Watch how quickly the state will give a pardon

That would be hilarious but they have security cams

break the security cameras

<:trumpepe:588019356215279642>

Jesus Christ one of the democrats in the house just gave a thumbs up to impeachment with a follow up speaking Spanish lol

~~Epstein approves~~

What a shit show

Its treason then

Imagine hiding the pig that ate the body in a mosque

I prefer just cooking bacon in my backyard to spite them

Just employ some of that ECM goodness to deal with the cameras.

Worked for Epstein.

"I support impeaching the President that did nothing wrong and also support capitulation to Mexico!"

***crowd cheers~!***

@Laucivol that too

Should I tell them it used to be a pizzeria? <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

Also, most camera systems are *really* easy to exploit....

And *many* have internet connections.

@Laucivol yeah that is true. But lazy af

With very limited protections.

Joseph Stalin was born on this day 1878. He entered a country torn apart by revolution and war and left it a world superpower that saved the world from fascism. His leadership and accomplishments have served as inspiration to revolutionaries around the world

<:DELETE:501100624490921994>

Well. Lazy to deal with them since anyway they are here to stay

Bro stalin not that bad

Stalin did his hardest to combat world overpopulation before it even was a thing. Truly a hero.