Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 656978190526578696
@Telly_G 『⚡130』PC | Not even that
Lore: DUUHHHHHH
All this salt coming from the twink.
cry harder, bitchboy
Hahahaaa 🤣
Projecting so hard
That's the most ironic shit you've said today
Amazing.
🍿
Y'know, I had half a mind to be nice to you for a bit, Dotty
but now I'm not going to be nice to you
because you've shown time and again that you simply cannot hold a simple conversation with others
without being an antisocial little troglodyte
@Telly_G 『⚡130』PC | now put a TPUSA sticker on that
Dotty is a 5d chess kingmaker
@Lucienne d'Anwyl It makes more sense if it's MarySue or PinkNews, or any sorta modern feminist site
dab
That’s right, my IQ is incredibly high
Wanted a KFC family bucket, justeat failed me, so I went to burger king and now have like 3 whoopers, chilli cheese bites, 2 chips, and a milkshake, one day I shall be fat
IQ isn’t a measure of space retard
@Telly_G 『⚡130』PC | goddammit
Remember the cure to fatness is CV <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
@livid_scrooge Then stop saying you have a high IQ
because you don't
you just have a lot of empty space in your head
I measure IQ in the amount of crayons I eat daily, so I'm pretty fucking smart
@Storin You a marine?
Nah was army dude, I left, but the taste of crayon never leaves
Coulda sworn crayon-eating was a Marine thing tbh
maybe that's only over here in the US
In America yea, over here its everyone <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
That's glue sniffing
Also drinking cyalumes makes your pee glow in the dark
Glorious leader ❤️
gobstoppers are jawbreakers for impatient people
Boris is the real god emperor of mankind btw
Trump was just keeping the seat warm till he ascended