IQ isn’t a measure of space retard

@Telly_G 『⚡130』PC | goddammit

Remember the cure to fatness is CV <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

@livid_scrooge Then stop saying you have a high IQ

because you don't

you just have a lot of empty space in your head

I measure IQ in the amount of crayons I eat daily, so I'm pretty fucking smart

@Storin You a marine?

Nah was army dude, I left, but the taste of crayon never leaves

Coulda sworn crayon-eating was a Marine thing tbh

maybe that's only over here in the US

In America yea, over here its everyone <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

That's glue sniffing

Also drinking cyalumes makes your pee glow in the dark

https://youtu.be/Pm6wf0Ly6ko

Glorious leader ❤️

gobstoppers are jawbreakers for impatient people

Boris is the real god emperor of mankind btw

Trump was just keeping the seat warm till he ascended

Supreme Overlord Boris is going after the BBC...not that type guys <:smugay:593502151758708776>

Trump gets to be one of the primarchs though

If Boris is emperor of man, Trump is guilloman <:PepeL:625351341656506378>

Change my mind

Will Britain save my dear Portugal from the clutches of the EU @Storin

You got the order swapped, but the titles are right

Remember our friendship

Nah fuck portugal, you basically spanish anyway <:PepeL:625351341656506378>

Dont leave us behind

God-Emperor Trump, and Boris the Avenging Son

@Storin you just lost your british pass

Boris is the God emperor

Off to the continent with you

Literally leading the old empire <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Except he wasn't based first

@livid_scrooge

<:angrymarine:324627229273227265> BORIS COMMANDS HERETIC

And is basically a Democrat in American terms @Edelgard von Hresvelg

Stop trying to bait me into reporting you

@livid_scrooge Are you actually retarded?

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck what are you doin <:smugon:512048583806025739>