Message from @SideTracker

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2019-12-20 10:17:19 UTC  

Listening to Scotland on Parliament <:PepeLaugh:565528391336329216>

2019-12-20 10:17:23 UTC  

Stfu and sit down

2019-12-20 10:17:33 UTC  

minority parties thinking they matter

2019-12-20 10:17:58 UTC  

yeah there's no way to get a gif on profile now

2019-12-20 10:18:35 UTC  

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

2019-12-20 10:20:33 UTC  

You go to the mall = NAZIS EVERYWHERE
You go to the gas station = NAZIS EVERYWHERE
You go to church = NAZIS EVERYWHERE
You go to the town square = NAZIS EVERYWHERE
You finally get sick of it, so you decide to go home and watch TV with your family,
but still, there's NAZIS EVERYWHERE ! They're ALL AROUND YOU !

You're outraged, you want out, you decide to end your own life, gun inside mouth, you pull the trigger.
You end up in Hell, and you look around you.....
Finally, there's no more Nazis !!!

This mean-looking horned guy with a tail approaches you, and he tells you that you'll be spending lots of time with Hitler, because you two are very much alike.

"WAIT WHAT?"
- "Too late", says the Devil, "You should have realized it sooner. Now you will burn, forever."

The End

2019-12-20 10:21:57 UTC  

yeah but hitler's policies wasnt nazism according to antifa

2019-12-20 10:22:15 UTC  

or thats what I think they think

2019-12-20 10:22:18 UTC  

This is good shit

2019-12-20 10:22:52 UTC  

Gordon shiting on millenials and snowflakes for them being pathetic bitches

2019-12-20 10:23:25 UTC  

I just had a crazy idea

2019-12-20 10:24:32 UTC  

@Ralin Storm no comiting suicide isnt the answer

2019-12-20 10:24:44 UTC  

Dont go there

2019-12-20 10:24:51 UTC  

oh I know that @SideTracker I'm kind of scared that I'd fuck up the afterlife if I died anyway

2019-12-20 10:25:19 UTC  

"That's why i plan to live forever" says @Ralin Storm

2019-12-20 10:25:22 UTC  

<:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

2019-12-20 10:25:47 UTC  

did dotty killed itself?

2019-12-20 10:25:50 UTC  

what a shame

2019-12-20 10:26:00 UTC  

'if you died'.... Dude, not like you have a choice in the matter

2019-12-20 10:26:03 UTC  

Nothing of value was lost @shadow of the sun

2019-12-20 10:26:13 UTC  

You go to the mosque: nazi-wait a minute...

2019-12-20 10:26:51 UTC  

Goto a Mosque... in an A-1 Abrhams

2019-12-20 10:27:21 UTC  

Feuer Frei!

2019-12-20 10:27:36 UTC  

@ManAnimal I've had some... close calls that should have killed me

2019-12-20 10:27:46 UTC  

u go to the ashkenazi's for advice : wait a minute!

2019-12-20 10:27:48 UTC  

I think we all have

2019-12-20 10:27:54 UTC  

**something** doesn't want me dead yet

2019-12-20 10:28:10 UTC  

"askenazi" ?

2019-12-20 10:28:13 UTC  

or you've just been lucky/quick

2019-12-20 10:28:34 UTC  

I know I've been both at one time or another

2019-12-20 10:28:38 UTC  

@Andrew Popa 2.0 what would you like to know?

2019-12-20 10:28:50 UTC  

Ashkenazi...its pronounced Ask-eh-Nazi <:smugon:512048583806025739> @Andrew Popa 2.0

2019-12-20 10:28:58 UTC  

No

2019-12-20 10:29:01 UTC  

The human brain is a mysterious thing

2019-12-20 10:29:06 UTC  

It's pronounced Ash-ke-nazi

2019-12-20 10:29:12 UTC  

now now @SideTracker just because you want me gone doesn't mean there's not some crazy ass deity preventing it for fear that i'd take over

2019-12-20 10:29:30 UTC  

You have a kernel that runs in the background that makes you aware of shit that can kill you

2019-12-20 10:29:46 UTC  

you should learn to listen to it

2019-12-20 10:29:49 UTC  
2019-12-20 10:29:57 UTC  

@Ralin Storm Im here to help you take the stairway to heaven...with a bullet <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>