I just had a crazy idea

@Ralin Storm no comiting suicide isnt the answer

Dont go there

oh I know that @SideTracker I'm kind of scared that I'd fuck up the afterlife if I died anyway

"That's why i plan to live forever" says @Ralin Storm

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did dotty killed itself?

what a shame

'if you died'.... Dude, not like you have a choice in the matter

Nothing of value was lost @shadow of the sun

You go to the mosque: nazi-wait a minute...

Goto a Mosque... in an A-1 Abrhams

Feuer Frei!

@ManAnimal I've had some... close calls that should have killed me

u go to the ashkenazi's for advice : wait a minute!

I think we all have

**something** doesn't want me dead yet

"askenazi" ?

or you've just been lucky/quick

I know I've been both at one time or another

@Andrew Popa 2.0 what would you like to know?

Ashkenazi...its pronounced Ask-eh-Nazi <:smugon:512048583806025739> @Andrew Popa 2.0

No

The human brain is a mysterious thing

It's pronounced Ash-ke-nazi

now now @SideTracker just because you want me gone doesn't mean there's not some crazy ass deity preventing it for fear that i'd take over

You have a kernel that runs in the background that makes you aware of shit that can kill you

you should learn to listen to it

@ManAnimal lol

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And yes being a Jewish ethnicity with "nazi" in your name is quite the bruh moment

Hardware interrupts; gotta love them

Ashkenazi is even a surname

@Andrew Popa 2.0 especially interesting when you realize Askenazis where prominent in middle ages Germany

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ash gay nazi?

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Tanks *love* to swim

there's also the multiple dimensions theory shit, maybe I've been killed so many times I remember too much

They called this one, 'The Iron Fish'

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