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They said all of the cock benders died
Could it be
Who the fuck gets hard from this shit? It's almost as bad as Simpsons porn
Shane
By gawd
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Ouch
I don’t think anybody even snaps slim jims
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I don’t know why they put it in their ad
How do you open them?
With a straight razor
Those tops never rip open
You peel down the corner that says “peel here”
Cause I'm hardcore
Straight razor is so fucking logical actually
No, those peels don't work on jerky
Never have never will
So get a razor blade
I just eat the packaging
It’s good
At least yours didn’t make you finger him in order for his power to transfer into your body from his
Oh shit
By the end of my first lesson he was balls deep and he didn’t even teach me the birth control spell
Nah, I try to go Spare's route and fuck a hot crone
Almost once....not really.
Damn
She was like 43 but had weightloss surgery minus skin flap reduction.....it would've been like fucking a giant bat zombie
And our paradigms don't match at all
Steal loosh?
That phrase has me snickering
yeah
I'm drunk
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