Message from @Zabriskie
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But it’s not *Bunko*
I’m Bunko
But I’m not the *real* Bunko
Looks like the dude from wkyk
I designated my picture as Bunko but it’s not *Bunko*
Mkay...
:P
_slowly walks away from Bunko_
So corny, lmao
Yeah
And then the light is ruined with the shit green brown lens of rule 34
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They said all of the cock benders died
Could it be
Who the fuck gets hard from this shit? It's almost as bad as Simpsons porn
Shane
By gawd
<:lmao:619749634230845442>
Ouch
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I don’t know why they put it in their ad
How do you open them?
With a straight razor
Those tops never rip open
You peel down the corner that says “peel here”
Cause I'm hardcore
Straight razor is so fucking logical actually
No, those peels don't work on jerky
Never have never will
The Niggstal Ball foretells that snapping into a slim jim earns ye 5 lashes
So get a razor blade
I just eat the packaging
It’s good
At least yours didn’t make you finger him in order for his power to transfer into your body from his
Oh shit
By the end of my first lesson he was balls deep and he didn’t even teach me the birth control spell
Nah, I try to go Spare's route and fuck a hot crone
Almost once....not really.