But I’m not the *real* Bunko

Looks like the dude from wkyk

I designated my picture as Bunko but it’s not *Bunko*

Mkay...

:P

_slowly walks away from Bunko_

So corny, lmao

Yeah

And then the light is ruined with the shit green brown lens of rule 34

t!profile

📝 | **User profile card for jmack**

They said all of the cock benders died

Could it be

Who the fuck gets hard from this shit? It's almost as bad as Simpsons porn

Shane

By gawd

<:lmao:619749634230845442>

Ouch

I don’t think anybody even snaps slim jims

<:cursed:624041058749382666>

I don’t know why they put it in their ad

How do you open them?

With a straight razor

Those tops never rip open

You peel down the corner that says “peel here”

Cause I'm hardcore

Straight razor is so fucking logical actually

No, those peels don't work on jerky

Never have never will

The Niggstal Ball foretells that snapping into a slim jim earns ye 5 lashes

So get a razor blade

I just eat the packaging

It’s good

At least yours didn’t make you finger him in order for his power to transfer into your body from his

Oh shit

By the end of my first lesson he was balls deep and he didn’t even teach me the birth control spell

Nah, I try to go Spare's route and fuck a hot crone

Almost once....not really.

Damn

She was like 43 but had weightloss surgery minus skin flap reduction.....it would've been like fucking a giant bat zombie