drinky mc drunky

TYPE CORRECTLY

my foreskin has been growing back from shear willpower

Talk about a turtle neck

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there's pepperoni on that 'za so i won't have to summon chris hansen

i'm gonna post cool stuff, neat stuff.

do it faggot

Post more spahget

i was just quoting garth brooks

Post more Tim and Eric

when you find out that your mom cheated on you with your dad.

Cinema

when garth brooks is in an earthquake or has polio, he is garth shooks.

when garth hears his name, garth looks

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`After writing gibberish, you can only get better from then on.` this is the most encouraging thing I've ever read

when garth goes to brunch, he is garth nooks

when garth goes fishing, he is garth hooks.

when garth commands a pirate ship, he is garth hooks

damn it

when garth brooks prepares dessert ramen, he is garth cooks.

>stretching out shoulders

REEEEEE

when garth sees something that he wants, garth tooks

*crooks

write more about moad the toad rapist

aw that is way better

toad like ribbit or toad like the mushroom kingdom slave race

When Jeffrey Epstein tells Garth Brooks he’s got a room for him on his island, Garth BOOKS

MOAD: Moron overly about dicks

Moad: moan on antelope dick

can someone help me make a meme

from this

the joke is she has a penis