when garth brooks is in an earthquake or has polio, he is garth shooks.

when garth hears his name, garth looks

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`After writing gibberish, you can only get better from then on.` this is the most encouraging thing I've ever read

when garth goes to brunch, he is garth nooks

when garth goes fishing, he is garth hooks.

when garth commands a pirate ship, he is garth hooks

damn it

when garth brooks prepares dessert ramen, he is garth cooks.

>stretching out shoulders

REEEEEE

when garth sees something that he wants, garth tooks

*crooks

write more about moad the toad rapist

aw that is way better

toad like ribbit or toad like the mushroom kingdom slave race

When Jeffrey Epstein tells Garth Brooks he’s got a room for him on his island, Garth BOOKS

MOAD: Moron overly about dicks

Moad: moan on antelope dick

can someone help me make a meme

from this

the joke is she has a penis

BRAP

jeffrey epstein only talking via ouija board now. lo tech is better than no tech

@lilison I knew ud like that

@Moad make it a brap post. boom! meme magic.

@tsutsuki I knew you wanted me to like that

no no no no

she has a penis

If you're gonna do what I want, might as well help me pay out my advance

@Moad maybe he has tits?

ever thought about that?

huh?

one lump, or two?

didja?

u cant just redefine hermaphrodite

i'm not redefining.