<:song:620005768959098880> *jingle bells biden smells*
*buttigieg is gay*
*bernie's older than santa claus*
*and trump is here to stay*

i know lmao

i'm a smol brain

lol

*my people...*

<:woah:594897526126149632>

yikes

<a:bearstab:547312595573407744>

did someone say cheese?

<:paula:652393731730702336>

Cheesus > Jesus

is there a yang gang role here

<a:saywot:615625731149660209>

<:tHoNkEnG:631868653494730753> *fuck yeah i finally found fight club...*

shrek is a handsome lad.

i would prefer fiona in ogre form ngl

<:dogah:619068207445311488>

i'm fumin' luv

mary j. blige would say p e r c o l a t i n'

s t e a m i n '

r o i l i n g

s i z z l i n g

you are a shyster

oh sorry you said marry. i don't know her

🍒 <:catch:619997116705669151>

i slapped the cherry off kek

mwa hahahha

wario could never cause this much mischief

wario is mario but dummy thicc

they made him of gypsy heritage though. it looks like

waluigi got that god tier thigh gap

she do she really do

<a:rev:617535843078504448>

<:heck:652516548086464522>

sorry for language but you forced my hand

duh that's why i have these

<:christian:653232421810208778> <:jesus:535151980566282240>

wait

<:jesus:654083848619163668>

my jesus is better than yall's jesus on god

remember potato jesus? that lady was wild

can i borrow that

that is a pun that i don't appreciate but i acknowledge nonetheless

self succ

baby yoda is doing great though

<:babyyoda:654056691985285140>

baaaaaaaaaby shark shark shark shark

that would create wormholes

(sic)

discord can't even implement an ignore system that is worth a shit so how could you expect even greater sophistication

all of life's opportunities

a sound board would be the harbinger of absolute chaos.

<a:puke:653243097416990720>

<a:stroke3:624033911676338206>

this is my shit right here

<:whaa:652604519955562506><:FTGPdick:616598568387739648><:FTGPcum:513527262159831040><:amens:652504753955274777>

<:ban:624037229232390154>

is premarital masturbation a sin

muhammad was a nonce

that asscrack look like a nutsack

and you thought red rockets hurt...

what pokemon is that one

<a:sirfetchd:648284231633600512>

take it

i heard someone named juice wrld died and i'm like...dumb name, don't care.

it was probably meowth hired by kim jong-un to get up to some real holiday hijinks

had to kill a brother

if the peach is juicy enough the gender don't matter

<:patlick:650599344759767041> 🍑

no chomo

<a:nug:650607516681633813><:inv:620005314497871882><:inv:620005314497871882><a:naruto:643999170490794004>

fuck area 51 i want my nuggets

fatties will do just about anything for a klondike bar, except not be disgusting blobs of trash

dat ass

he pouring that lean too dang

usually they be jolly ranchers

for the blacks

omg nice catch

i thought it was kevin smith before his heart attack

he used to be a chonk and now he's just flabbyish

i could really see gaben going to one of those hostels to pay to torture and kill someone

she would be traumatized

they are all speaking to the managers or trying to get with black dudes

are you top or bottom or

<:edgy:652507257199788054>

nice non-transparent transparency

ew is that a dyke ass

dolly is a sewer rat

for where? haiti?

this pedo parade smh

incel

lmao

these are delightfully random

oof

bad boy

because they are fucking badass man