bruddah do u kno yahweh

say that to his face and not online

u wont

stephen hawking probably typed faster than yall

with his forehead stick

gotem

*hunts and pecks*
n-nuh uh!

@Lucipher when are you teaching me wizardry in your fashion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXv44YL_Gio

aw man. it's a cat vs cucumber comp

https://twitter.com/SIRArtwork/status/1204579883906719749?s=19

,vmck lfvcx

fdxc

drinky mc drunky

TYPE CORRECTLY

my foreskin has been growing back from shear willpower

Talk about a turtle neck

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there's pepperoni on that 'za so i won't have to summon chris hansen

i'm gonna post cool stuff, neat stuff.

do it faggot

Post more spahget

i was just quoting garth brooks

Post more Tim and Eric

when you find out that your mom cheated on you with your dad.

Cinema

when garth brooks is in an earthquake or has polio, he is garth shooks.

when garth hears his name, garth looks

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`After writing gibberish, you can only get better from then on.` this is the most encouraging thing I've ever read

when garth goes to brunch, he is garth nooks

when garth goes fishing, he is garth hooks.

when garth commands a pirate ship, he is garth hooks

damn it

when garth brooks prepares dessert ramen, he is garth cooks.