Imagine not liking to stand

virgin bicycle vs chad scooter

bicycle makes bad slouching posture and it’s riders require their wheels to be large to compensate for their small penis size

they use pedals and chains to power their bikes

chad scooter does not glorify the length of their massive penis and are instead modest with their wheel size

their standing while riding builds good posture

and their legs are 10x more powerful than a kangaroo’s from years of pushing themselves around on a scooter

Imagine being a tard and riding a fucking jd razor around town

imagine owning a scooter past elementary school years

Scooters are safe and easily controlled, but bikes are better for unapologetic speed

if you ride a scooter past elementary days

you will be punished by being banned from fortnite

>Banned from Fortnite
>A punishment

it will be viewed as a punishment from the perspective of the scootertard

the scooter will also be dismantled and turned into a bike

eco fascism now dab

brave

Imagine believing in console equality

True gamers oppress all minorities

Gamers are supreme gentlemen; the true minority. The gamer must rise up to take his true place. Elliot Rodger led, will you follow?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6590505/Rapper-charged-inciting-murder-France-Hang-Whites-music-video-let-fine.html

if theres anything whites are good at

its waging war

better not test us

Nakey pakey jews go into the motherfucking oven

(:

Just saying

We all know that sweetie

Sweetie

that fuck do you mean

Fucking homo lesbo fags

I’m gonna shoot myself one day becuase of this

No shit

I did no mean to

Faggot

I was gonna put to the death camps after I swear