Message from @Dick Kickem
Discord ID: 279488698016333835
grabbed the big irish neighbor man
(literally named "Brian Shea"
shoved HIM in the van
and had Brian go swim and save him (again I was 10)
so one sweatshirt-tourniquet later dad was on his way to the hospital
and a couple hours of stitches later all ended peacefully
except for brians sweatshirt which was just FUCKED by the blood
11 years later my dad admitted in a therapy session (for me) that I saved his life
happy ending
indeed
and i just realized
my sister has nearly killed me
5 times
well
2 times with a snow mobile
one time with a bike
hehe my sister is afraid of machinery
so im safe
one time by nearly drowning me
oh and my sister cant bike
and one time with ATV
so sorry to hear you are in so much more danger my dude
nah, you get used to it
not sure I would
but good on ya
i live in finland
AH
you get used to everything here
EVERYTHING MAKES MORE SENSE NOW
everytime i mention im finnish
do ya ford a fjord in a ford?
...that joke
was so bad
it made me remember the finnish SS division
I hang my hat on that joke
forever
ill hang myself on that joke
I will NEVER top that cringe
...cuz I don't think I CAN
meet my sister