Message from @Sarcastro
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I just like to poke my belly lol
He's always lurking
i see all
One day, I was riding a really fucked up bicycle with no brakes. I came in _hot_ and slammed into the front of my dads company truck. I somehow managed to not fly over the handlebars into the windscreen.
Come on out danny boi
lol
Daniel is god
I jumped out of a moving bus on a busy road
All seeing all knowing
like a cat he's a kitty cat and he meow meow meow
Jeebus
lol
The worst injury?
I tried to pull off a JoJo pose.
jk
I know how to make Daniel never wanna come back
Dude, my knee bent backards
My brother dislocated his knee trying to do the "Stanky leg" dance while drunk.
@Sarcastro AHAHHAAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOO EWWWWEWWEWW
I can get buzzed drinking fat tire... and I realized that I am the happy drunk
HAHAHAHA
@Sarcastro why?
it still hurts @Wangataro
So I had a BMX bike that had a manual break and a trick assist think that only stopped the back wheel to help you do tricks, and when I was a kid, I hit the trick one by acident durring a race and busted my head open on the horrible road
I saw that in the skate park when I was a kid
Fucking bone was sticking out of his leg
I was saying it was gross
"ahahaha"?
Because your knee bent backwards
I'm screaming
Oh man, I can't tell you how many times I've hit the front brake and gone over the fucking handlebars _INTO TRAFFIC._
man I'm like semi-crippled for life
mfw i was barely concious
like a Skyrim city guard
Could you kick yourself in the face
Arrow to the knee
mfw i went to sleep after hitting my head once
I used to work at a hospital so injuries don't bother me too much. I was at the ER waiting for the fresh patients lol