@💧HisoMachi💖 lol mine is too, but I'm sure you don't have that much. I mean the area where your belly ends, and about the part where your pubic area begins

Of course he is

That's about where your uterus should be

I just like to poke my belly lol

He's always lurking

i see all

One day, I was riding a really fucked up bicycle with no brakes. I came in _hot_ and slammed into the front of my dads company truck. I somehow managed to not fly over the handlebars into the windscreen.

Come on out danny boi

lol

Daniel is god

I jumped out of a moving bus on a busy road

All seeing all knowing

like a cat he's a kitty cat and he meow meow meow

Jeebus

lol

The worst injury?

I tried to pull off a JoJo pose.

jk

I know how to make Daniel never wanna come back

Dude, my knee bent backards

My brother dislocated his knee trying to do the "Stanky leg" dance while drunk.

@Sarcastro AHAHHAAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOO EWWWWEWWEWW

I can get buzzed drinking fat tire... and I realized that I am the happy drunk

fak iu

@Repzion SEND ME THAT DIK IN THE DMS PAPI

HAHAHAHA

@Sarcastro why?

it still hurts @Wangataro

So I had a BMX bike that had a manual break and a trick assist think that only stopped the back wheel to help you do tricks, and when I was a kid, I hit the trick one by acident durring a race and busted my head open on the horrible road

I saw that in the skate park when I was a kid

Fucking bone was sticking out of his leg

I was saying it was gross

"ahahaha"?

Because your knee bent backwards

@Repzion U NO U WANT 2

I'm screaming

Oh man, I can't tell you how many times I've hit the front brake and gone over the fucking handlebars _INTO TRAFFIC._

man I'm like semi-crippled for life

mfw i was barely concious

like a Skyrim city guard

Could you kick yourself in the face