lol

Daniel is god

I jumped out of a moving bus on a busy road

All seeing all knowing

like a cat he's a kitty cat and he meow meow meow

Jeebus

lol

The worst injury?

I tried to pull off a JoJo pose.

jk

I know how to make Daniel never wanna come back

Dude, my knee bent backards

My brother dislocated his knee trying to do the "Stanky leg" dance while drunk.

@Sarcastro AHAHHAAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOO EWWWWEWWEWW

I can get buzzed drinking fat tire... and I realized that I am the happy drunk

fak iu

@Repzion SEND ME THAT DIK IN THE DMS PAPI

HAHAHAHA

@Sarcastro why?

it still hurts @Wangataro

So I had a BMX bike that had a manual break and a trick assist think that only stopped the back wheel to help you do tricks, and when I was a kid, I hit the trick one by acident durring a race and busted my head open on the horrible road

I saw that in the skate park when I was a kid

Fucking bone was sticking out of his leg

I was saying it was gross

"ahahaha"?

Because your knee bent backwards

@Repzion U NO U WANT 2

I'm screaming

Oh man, I can't tell you how many times I've hit the front brake and gone over the fucking handlebars _INTO TRAFFIC._

man I'm like semi-crippled for life

mfw i was barely concious

like a Skyrim city guard

Could you kick yourself in the face

Arrow to the knee

mfw i went to sleep after hitting my head once

I used to work at a hospital so injuries don't bother me too much. I was at the ER waiting for the fresh patients lol

fuk metal peddles

I remember when I could use my knees

See, Daniel probably ran away

But then I took an arrow to the knee

@Thresh yes. I had to hold my knee in place with my hands while I took another bus home