Reception is so bad so chat is scrolling like a motherfucker

If you do not

i also almost fell through the roof of my "garage"

lol

my foot went through

I have never broken a bone yet

@💧HisoMachi💖 neither

same

I'm trying to think of all my shitty encounters... Yeesh, I've been through enough :v

But I did slam my hand when I closed the car door when I was 4

i broke my leg jummping on a trampoline

My mum slammed her nose into the car door

I fractures my ankle really bad but didn't break it somehow

I have done that with my foot on numerous occasions. I still do it.

I just remember screaming lol

bc i jamp off of a shed

I love how repzion is probably still lurking

@💧HisoMachi💖 lol mine is too, but I'm sure you don't have that much. I mean the area where your belly ends, and about the part where your pubic area begins

Of course he is

That's about where your uterus should be

I just like to poke my belly lol

He's always lurking

i see all

One day, I was riding a really fucked up bicycle with no brakes. I came in _hot_ and slammed into the front of my dads company truck. I somehow managed to not fly over the handlebars into the windscreen.

Come on out danny boi

lol

Daniel is god

I jumped out of a moving bus on a busy road

All seeing all knowing

like a cat he's a kitty cat and he meow meow meow

Jeebus

lol

The worst injury?

I tried to pull off a JoJo pose.

jk

I know how to make Daniel never wanna come back

Dude, my knee bent backards

My brother dislocated his knee trying to do the "Stanky leg" dance while drunk.

@Sarcastro AHAHHAAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOO EWWWWEWWEWW

I can get buzzed drinking fat tire... and I realized that I am the happy drunk

fak iu