Message from @Kojach Limeryn

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2017-03-14 06:04:45 UTC  

I tried to pull off a JoJo pose.

2017-03-14 06:04:49 UTC  

jk

2017-03-14 06:04:55 UTC  

I know how to make Daniel never wanna come back

2017-03-14 06:04:59 UTC  

Dude, my knee bent backards

2017-03-14 06:05:06 UTC  

My brother dislocated his knee trying to do the "Stanky leg" dance while drunk.

2017-03-14 06:05:11 UTC  

@Sarcastro AHAHHAAHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOO EWWWWEWWEWW

2017-03-14 06:05:18 UTC  

I can get buzzed drinking fat tire... and I realized that I am the happy drunk

2017-03-14 06:05:19 UTC  

fak iu

2017-03-14 06:05:21 UTC  

@Repzion SEND ME THAT DIK IN THE DMS PAPI

2017-03-14 06:05:25 UTC  

HAHAHAHA

2017-03-14 06:05:25 UTC  
2017-03-14 06:05:27 UTC  

it still hurts @Wangataro

2017-03-14 06:05:30 UTC  

So I had a BMX bike that had a manual break and a trick assist think that only stopped the back wheel to help you do tricks, and when I was a kid, I hit the trick one by acident durring a race and busted my head open on the horrible road

2017-03-14 06:05:37 UTC  

I saw that in the skate park when I was a kid

2017-03-14 06:05:45 UTC  

Fucking bone was sticking out of his leg

2017-03-14 06:05:54 UTC  

I was saying it was gross

2017-03-14 06:06:01 UTC  

"ahahaha"?

2017-03-14 06:06:02 UTC  

Because your knee bent backwards

2017-03-14 06:06:06 UTC  

@Repzion U NO U WANT 2

2017-03-14 06:06:09 UTC  

I'm screaming

2017-03-14 06:06:19 UTC  

Oh man, I can't tell you how many times I've hit the front brake and gone over the fucking handlebars _INTO TRAFFIC._

2017-03-14 06:06:19 UTC  

man I'm like semi-crippled for life

2017-03-14 06:06:23 UTC  

mfw i was barely concious

2017-03-14 06:06:26 UTC  

like a Skyrim city guard

2017-03-14 06:06:32 UTC  

Could you kick yourself in the face

2017-03-14 06:06:35 UTC  

Arrow to the knee

2017-03-14 06:06:35 UTC  

mfw i went to sleep after hitting my head once

2017-03-14 06:06:41 UTC  

I used to work at a hospital so injuries don't bother me too much. I was at the ER waiting for the fresh patients lol

2017-03-14 06:06:45 UTC  

fuk metal peddles

2017-03-14 06:06:47 UTC  

I remember when I could use my knees

2017-03-14 06:06:50 UTC  

See, Daniel probably ran away

2017-03-14 06:06:55 UTC  

But then I took an arrow to the knee

2017-03-14 06:07:01 UTC  

@Thresh yes. I had to hold my knee in place with my hands while I took another bus home

2017-03-14 06:07:12 UTC  

mfw my brother tried to jump over the medal poles infront of walmart and fractured his elbow

2017-03-14 06:07:18 UTC  

Lll

2017-03-14 06:07:19 UTC  

only on my porch the adrenaline let me go and the pain set in

2017-03-14 06:07:24 UTC  

A buddy of mine at school ran as fast as he could toward a table under a canopy. He fucking rammed his head into one of the metal bars at full speed and knocked himself out for a solid 15 seconds.

2017-03-14 06:07:26 UTC  

@Thresh Midgets can

2017-03-14 06:07:33 UTC  
2017-03-14 06:07:40 UTC  

There was this one lady that had a heart attack right in front of me and I stopped whatever I was doing to do cpr. It was a stressful 2 years

2017-03-14 06:07:53 UTC  

this conversation keeps taking 180 turns