Ew pasta salad

I am so glad I am a lucid drunk..

people who can't conduct themselves drunk should never drink

although, that being said, I am far too drunk to eat this shit.

I drove a manual today fuck it was hundy

I love auckland

Fuck Auckland

I haven't even been there

On god

Kiwis can choke on my dick

Jk

Your what?

I love the kiwis and the kiwis love me

Crack up

I drove after I had some rum but I was okay

igh im so tired gn

Ok

It's 10 pm

am

He's in australia

1:14 am for me

america is the only way

Kat

its 10 am

That's the realest shit I'm ever heard

It's almost 3PM

'Murica, Fuck Yea?

heLL ye

RULE BRITANNIA

Lobstercucks leave please

BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

britain was done for when we trashed their fuckin tea

I would start reciting the 'Strayan anthem, but it's shit. And our unofficial song is about a sheep theif comitting suicide.

>tfw we're never getting that tea back

😦

fuck ur tea

our harbor tastes delicious now

Boston here I come

boston smells like so many things

The time has come for British revenge

HERICY