ended up killing him in the end

Hes never done this and he and i live alone together and hes always been very dependant on me lol

Anyway ima try to sleep i have work

Ur cat has turned into a edgy teen who hates loving parents

@diabetes (kat)#8717 auckland airport is that you

also i think mentioning might be broke

wtf is auckland airport

eating pasta salad while drunk sucks

I am discovering

pasta salad in general is just a sad thing to eat

it tastes thicker than normal

Ew pasta salad

I am so glad I am a lucid drunk..

people who can't conduct themselves drunk should never drink

although, that being said, I am far too drunk to eat this shit.

I drove a manual today fuck it was hundy

I love auckland

Fuck Auckland

I haven't even been there

On god

Kiwis can choke on my dick

Jk

Your what?

I love the kiwis and the kiwis love me

Crack up

I drove after I had some rum but I was okay

igh im so tired gn

Ok

It's 10 pm

am

He's in australia

1:14 am for me

america is the only way

Kat

its 10 am

That's the realest shit I'm ever heard

It's almost 3PM

'Murica, Fuck Yea?

heLL ye

RULE BRITANNIA

Lobstercucks leave please