Message from @Jamie
Discord ID: 292306900568113152
eating pasta salad while drunk sucks
I am discovering
pasta salad in general is just a sad thing to eat
it tastes thicker than normal
Ew pasta salad
I am so glad I am a lucid drunk..
people who can't conduct themselves drunk should never drink
although, that being said, I am far too drunk to eat this shit.
I drove a manual today fuck it was hundy
I love auckland
Fuck Auckland
I haven't even been there
On god
Kiwis can choke on my dick
Jk
Your what?
I love the kiwis and the kiwis love me
Crack up
I drove after I had some rum but I was okay
igh im so tired gn
It's 10 pm
am
He's in australia
1:14 am for me
america is the only way
Kat
its 10 am
That's the realest shit I'm ever heard
It's almost 3PM
'Murica, Fuck Yea?
heLL ye
RULE BRITANNIA
Lobstercucks leave please
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
britain was done for when we trashed their fuckin tea
I would start reciting the 'Strayan anthem, but it's shit. And our unofficial song is about a sheep theif comitting suicide.
>tfw we're never getting that tea back
😦
fuck ur tea
our harbor tastes delicious now