Suuuup?

Suit sent me

Suit Yourself

Youtuber, did a video on Rep and the ongoing sh**show between him and Faith Kids

People be sensitive, yo

The state meme police and the kek resistance

Sounds like a title for an amusing political fiction satire

Ew pasta salad

1:14 am for me

'Murica, Fuck Yea?

I would start reciting the 'Strayan anthem, but it's shit. And our unofficial song is about a sheep theif comitting suicide.

I regularily drink tea

And I find coffee unpalatable.

/banned

iced? As in, with ice in it?

Straight, hot brewed tea with ice in it?

The actual fuck is this?

Oh. Good.

Sounds like an iced tea that I got in 'Murica one time

Literal hot tea that they put ice in.

Well, to be fair I got exactly what I asked for, technically.

I actually went to Texas in November last year.

San Antonio. Was pretty fun. Had a proper brisket, ahd proper mexican and texmex. Went to the rollercoaster park. Was great.

I went in November, so the water park wasn't open

It was... eehh wasn't too hot. But I'm Australian, so it has to be above 35 degrees C for it to be considered 'too hot'

I am

No word on who's responsible

Though apparently the Saudis have a few apaches

"Beyond the inherent vileness of these piles of fuck is the fact that they don’t use their skills for good."

While talking about leaking nude pics

Really? Fucking really? So leaking nudes of someone is TOTES OKAY just as long as it's someone you disagree with.

What a cunt

How the fuck do you 'weaponize your racial identity'?

mid 20s, why?

gayyyyy

Y'know, I was thinking of starting a youtube and doing actuall arguments and shit

But maybe I should just make 10 minute long videos of me laughing at this bullshit

Because that's all it deserves, honestly

wut?

dude I was referring to the cancer that is twitter feminism, not you

calm your blue tits

Well that's why I didn't respond, my name isn't Marsha!

Side-effects may include indignation, stupidity, occasional onsets of temporarily impaired mental faculties, incontinence, rashes, sweating, epileptic fits, coma and death. Feminism is not for everyone. Consult your physician before use.

Oh hey, she's bitching about the meals on wheels cuts.

Despite the fact that federal funding only makes up 3% of their budget... and they had a massive surge of donations and volunteer applications after the announcement

Hey you know that 'sexism in games' study that we discussed like, 3 days ago? Teal Deer has TL;DR'd it.

So... it's a regular housecat then?

Nah.

Too busy shaving

Not even that

They just want to make games shit

because aparently games r sexist

becoz they allow a man to enjoy themselves

therefore sexist

and this is a bad thing... how?

it's a fucking zelda game

yeh but zelda hasn't won yet, therefore sexism

do you not get how this works?

yeah but like, the 33 cents just disappears

patriarchy tax

paid only on women's alaries

you know what I fuckin mean

where's the cache folder so we can get rid of it?

that's like someone planting evidence in your house without your permission

that's retarded

so you could legit get someone to commit a crime by running up to them in the street and waving cp in their face

what the actual fuck?

yeah but if someone sends it to you without you requesting it, and without warning, that's basicaly the same thing as the example above

you never requested it, you never wanted it, yet you're still commiting a crime

Do I smell... **communism**?

so edgy

I just cut myself on the chat

A Jew, an American and a German are on board a plane when it starts going down. The pilot yells that they need to lose weight to make it. The Jew opens his suitcase, sighs, and throws his gold bars out the plane. The American opens his suitcase, sighs, and throws his guns out the plane. The German takes one look at his suitcase and throws the Jew out the plane.

Why'd the boy fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Where do you find blue tits?

At a nature reserve, you fucking necrophiliac.

sub-par cringe

ah, the return of the why boner

suuuup?

What do you mean, "*my kind*"?

Well screw you too

Fuck you man, I don't need your charity

You're not my real dad!

C+

All you kids

And your relatively active social lives

I'll take 'how do i even social life', for 500

I've been diagnosed with aspergers but... honestly I don't think I've got it.

'stop it'?

@Bunny. ✧*･ﾟ I have no social life

fucking *where*?

WHERE DO I GO?

voice chat is cancer but I love it

Anyone else have advice for not being socially inept?

'kay

Not healthy, Pariston

Teens? I'm no fucking teen.

Wrds, fucking chill, I'm being a pedantic cunt

shizzle mah nizzle rizzle