Message from @Kojach Limeryn
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I'll use those, too
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>tfw you fart on your first day of work
>TFW you >rape your boss the next day
working in loud places is kind of nice
you can go crop dust people you don't like and they never know
R00d
LOOL
rude
but harmless
harmlessly evil
Breast Breakfast
oh
I eat chicken breasts for breakfast sometimes
I had me some chicken titties for dinner :v
I eat whatever I have, whenever I am hungry, regardless of time of day
^
must not have had enough good boy points for tendies
Truck stop chicken is great.
for getting parasites
They fry the shit right in front of you here. Always fresh in the sense that it's cooked on the spot.
Itll strengthen your immune system boy
I'm just shitposting anyways
I can't sleep
I feel you
We all are
My insomnia's a bitch lately
I just can't settle down is all
my brains screams to play more zelda
and I'm like
I have work tomorrow asshole
There is a gas station in my town that spent about five months restoring the building because some lunatic arsonist set fire for it. He did so after setting fire to his own apartment unit. Just his unit, not the rest of that building.
His reason for targeting that gas station over all the others in town? I went to it a few days before then demanding tater tots for breakfast and they said they didn't serve them then. And that pissed him off. And is why he picked it as a target.
Oh wow
What a retard
Bet they serve tots in the morning now lmao
that reminds me of the woman who almost assumed her ultimate form at the mcdonalds drive through
Oh God
He went after the local pizza hut next but by then the police were entirely aware of the raging fires and were close by and someone carrying gas cans trying to get into a locked building was obvious.
He got into a physical fight with them. It was anti-climatic. He was so wasted that it was pretty easy to hold him down and they added assaulting an officer to the charge.
lol