I'll use it with an actual razor

A razor knife

*sounds kinky*

or scooter either one

I'll use Chickun

Bewbs
👙

Yes please

I'll use those, too

🗡 🔴

>tfw you fart on your first day of work

>TFW you >rape your boss the next day

working in loud places is kind of nice

you can go crop dust people you don't like and they never know

R00d

LOOL

rude

but harmless

harmlessly evil

Breast Breakfast

oh

I eat chicken breasts for breakfast sometimes

I had me some chicken titties for dinner :v

I eat whatever I have, whenever I am hungry, regardless of time of day

^

must not have had enough good boy points for tendies

Truck stop chicken is great.

for getting parasites

kek

They fry the shit right in front of you here. Always fresh in the sense that it's cooked on the spot.

Itll strengthen your immune system boy

I'm just shitposting anyways

I can't sleep

I feel you

We all are

My insomnia's a bitch lately

I just can't settle down is all

my brains screams to play more zelda

and I'm like

I have work tomorrow asshole

There is a gas station in my town that spent about five months restoring the building because some lunatic arsonist set fire for it. He did so after setting fire to his own apartment unit. Just his unit, not the rest of that building.

His reason for targeting that gas station over all the others in town? I went to it a few days before then demanding tater tots for breakfast and they said they didn't serve them then. And that pissed him off. And is why he picked it as a target.

Oh wow