I'll shave your beard and make eye contact

Do it

Just shave it already

nah, that only would work if you're a girl (female)

I'd still do it

Use a 99cent razor

I like a little blood

I'll use it with an actual razor

A razor knife

*sounds kinky*

or scooter either one

I'll use Chickun

Bewbs
👙

Yes please

I'll use those, too

🗡 🔴

>tfw you fart on your first day of work

>TFW you >rape your boss the next day

working in loud places is kind of nice

you can go crop dust people you don't like and they never know

R00d

LOOL

rude

but harmless

harmlessly evil

Breast Breakfast

oh

I eat chicken breasts for breakfast sometimes

I had me some chicken titties for dinner :v

I eat whatever I have, whenever I am hungry, regardless of time of day

^

must not have had enough good boy points for tendies

Truck stop chicken is great.

for getting parasites

kek

They fry the shit right in front of you here. Always fresh in the sense that it's cooked on the spot.

Itll strengthen your immune system boy

I'm just shitposting anyways

I can't sleep

I feel you

We all are