Message from @Toxic
Discord ID: 297190065606754315
terraform caitlyn jenner's unmentionables back into a penis because thats app. what she wants now
Terraform Haiti into Florida.
They'll be seeing a lot more disasters.
Both naturally and man-made.
terraform me into something that doesnt exist anymore
Florida. America's penis.
florida is a national tragedy
they have legoland tho
Alaska: America's best suicide attraction.
virginia: the most ghetto "southern" state
Mississippi: An insufferable place that I live in.
louisiana: the most surprisingly nice and attractive state thats surrounded by southern redneck states
my sister and her husband live in louisiana
well
Nevada: Ehh... Mormons.
they live right on the border between louisiana and missisipi
like literally
you go onto a road from there house and you see two signs
New York: Deadass the best state in the country
"welcome to louisiana" and "welcome to missisipi"
new orleans is a thing
new orleans is also wonderful
West Virgina, where your favorite cousin is your sister, and your wife.
LOL
ACCURATE
central virginia: the closest thing to 80's compton that currently exists
tfw you live in the second poorest city in virginia
Washington: 90% of the people are wondering why D.C. isn't in the fucking state.
at least its not petersburg
petersburg is trash
everyone in petersburg are uptight cunts yet they live in the shittiest city in virginia
California: We're outta here, guys. See ya later North America!
california: welcome to the most overrated state. hope you like getting shanked
ohio: welcome to the most underrated state. hope you like mormons
Colorado: You know you made the mistake of calling me Wyoming. How dare you?
Canada: Oh sorry, we aren't part of the US.
new jersey: welcome to the most queer state. hope you like faggots
Woah.
edgy
im gay tho so its ok