Message from @Toxic
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lets nuke the earth
lets just end our collective existence before we ruin all the planets
Let's nuke the inner depths of a pornstar's pounded pussyhole.
jesus
You won't see any smoke in that place.
many centuries from now: we have terraformed mars into a habitable planet
many centuries from then: we have ruined mars into a world without resources, time to terraform another planet
I say we should terraform mars so that it looks like it has tits.
Because who cares about planets?
People? No.
terraform caitlyn jenner's unmentionables back into a penis because thats app. what she wants now
Terraform Haiti into Florida.
They'll be seeing a lot more disasters.
Both naturally and man-made.
terraform me into something that doesnt exist anymore
Florida. America's penis.
florida is a national tragedy
they have legoland tho
Alaska: America's best suicide attraction.
virginia: the most ghetto "southern" state
louisiana: the most surprisingly nice and attractive state thats surrounded by southern redneck states
my sister and her husband live in louisiana
well
Nevada: Ehh... Mormons.
they live right on the border between louisiana and missisipi
like literally
you go onto a road from there house and you see two signs
New York: Deadass the best state in the country
"welcome to louisiana" and "welcome to missisipi"
Wyoming: .......
new orleans is a thing
new orleans is also wonderful
West Virgina, where your favorite cousin is your sister, and your wife.
LOL
ACCURATE
central virginia: the closest thing to 80's compton that currently exists
tfw you live in the second poorest city in virginia
Washington: 90% of the people are wondering why D.C. isn't in the fucking state.
at least its not petersburg
petersburg is trash