You won't see any smoke in that place.

many centuries from now: we have terraformed mars into a habitable planet

many centuries from then: we have ruined mars into a world without resources, time to terraform another planet

I say we should terraform mars so that it looks like it has tits.

Because who cares about planets?

People? No.

terraform caitlyn jenner's unmentionables back into a penis because thats app. what she wants now

Terraform Haiti into Florida.

They'll be seeing a lot more disasters.

Both naturally and man-made.

terraform me into something that doesnt exist anymore

Florida. America's penis.

florida is a national tragedy

they have legoland tho

Alaska: America's best suicide attraction.

virginia: the most ghetto "southern" state

Mississippi: An insufferable place that I live in.

louisiana: the most surprisingly nice and attractive state thats surrounded by southern redneck states

my sister and her husband live in louisiana

well

Nevada: Ehh... Mormons.

they live right on the border between louisiana and missisipi

like literally

you go onto a road from there house and you see two signs

New York: Deadass the best state in the country

"welcome to louisiana" and "welcome to missisipi"

Wyoming: .......

new orleans is a thing

new orleans is also wonderful

West Virgina, where your favorite cousin is your sister, and your wife.

LOL

ACCURATE

central virginia: the closest thing to 80's compton that currently exists

tfw you live in the second poorest city in virginia

Washington: 90% of the people are wondering why D.C. isn't in the fucking state.

at least its not petersburg

petersburg is trash

everyone in petersburg are uptight cunts yet they live in the shittiest city in virginia

California: We're outta here, guys. See ya later North America!

california: welcome to the most overrated state. hope you like getting shanked

ohio: welcome to the most underrated state. hope you like mormons