New York: Deadass the best state in the country

"welcome to louisiana" and "welcome to missisipi"

Wyoming: .......

new orleans is a thing

new orleans is also wonderful

West Virgina, where your favorite cousin is your sister, and your wife.

LOL

ACCURATE

central virginia: the closest thing to 80's compton that currently exists

tfw you live in the second poorest city in virginia

Washington: 90% of the people are wondering why D.C. isn't in the fucking state.

at least its not petersburg

petersburg is trash

everyone in petersburg are uptight cunts yet they live in the shittiest city in virginia

California: We're outta here, guys. See ya later North America!

california: welcome to the most overrated state. hope you like getting shanked

ohio: welcome to the most underrated state. hope you like mormons

Colorado: You know you made the mistake of calling me Wyoming. How dare you?

Canada: Oh sorry, we aren't part of the US.

new jersey: welcome to the most queer state. hope you like faggots

Woah.

edgy

im gay tho so its ok

im allowed to make gay jokes

Russia: Welcome to snowy hell.

No gays

lul

saudi arabia: censored

luxembourg: Do we even exist to 99% of the world?

Vatican City: I'm so important that I became a country within Rome.

israel: welcome to the most holy and religiously impactful place in the world. hope you like getting collectively blown up by three different religions at once

Do you get to make gay jokes if you're bi?

🇮🇱

i guess

No, you have to be an alien.

i make jokes at the expense of whoever the fuck i want

traps are gay

Europe: We've heard of everything but black guys and native americans.

as long as they're slightly amusing and not just offensive without content

I'm the trappiest trap that you've ever trapped in a trap.

I've trapped traps with my dick trap.