And just troll all of America.

jimmy kim kim kills anyone and anything in existence

he even kills his family

kim jong baboon

And his hair.

kimmy jimmy baboonimmy

kim jong un looks like a 5 year old

Gimp John Ungh.

5 year old Chimp

he has a babyface on a god level that even peanut at my school is more mature looking than him

Tiny dick

obv

Dimp Pomp Poom

but who cares about a tiny penis when you can control the entirety of a country

for ever

Kimmy Jimmy Tortellini.

Let's nuke Jupiter, because why not?

lets nuke the middle east

lets nuke the earth

lets just end our collective existence before we ruin all the planets

Let's nuke the inner depths of a pornstar's pounded pussyhole.

jesus

You won't see any smoke in that place.

many centuries from now: we have terraformed mars into a habitable planet

many centuries from then: we have ruined mars into a world without resources, time to terraform another planet

I say we should terraform mars so that it looks like it has tits.

Because who cares about planets?

People? No.

terraform caitlyn jenner's unmentionables back into a penis because thats app. what she wants now

Terraform Haiti into Florida.

They'll be seeing a lot more disasters.

Both naturally and man-made.

terraform me into something that doesnt exist anymore

Florida. America's penis.

florida is a national tragedy

they have legoland tho

Alaska: America's best suicide attraction.

virginia: the most ghetto "southern" state

Mississippi: An insufferable place that I live in.

louisiana: the most surprisingly nice and attractive state thats surrounded by southern redneck states

my sister and her husband live in louisiana