Message from @Emma

Discord ID: 301736263587987458


2017-04-12 06:25:09 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231946987585404930/301603630287421440/donald-trump-as-an-oompa-loompa.png

2017-04-12 06:25:44 UTC  

his offical portrait is great

2017-04-12 07:27:13 UTC  
2017-04-12 07:33:15 UTC  

My commercial was better

2017-04-12 07:33:22 UTC  

And it was in english

2017-04-12 11:30:50 UTC  

***HAHAHAHAHAHA***

2017-04-12 11:31:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231946987585404930/301680602221117440/image.png

2017-04-12 11:31:04 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231946987585404930/301680618742349824/image.png

2017-04-12 11:31:18 UTC  

***AAAA A A A A A AA HAH AHAA!!!! b ***

2017-04-12 11:31:26 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231946987585404930/301680709813141524/image.png

2017-04-12 11:31:40 UTC  

ITS ME!!!!!!! ITS MEE!!! ***M***

2017-04-12 11:44:16 UTC  

MARIO!

2017-04-12 11:49:15 UTC  

good song

2017-04-12 14:10:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231946987585404930/301720623900655616/image.jpg

2017-04-12 15:12:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231946987585404930/301736262845333506/unknown.png

2017-04-12 15:12:46 UTC  

Condoms that look like bacon and taste like bacon lubed with bacon flavored lube.

2017-04-12 15:13:24 UTC  

+10 against muslims

2017-04-12 15:25:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231946987585404930/301739663872229388/Theres-something-on-my-iPhone-screen.jpg

2017-04-12 15:25:54 UTC  

(not my pic)

2017-04-12 16:00:55 UTC  

It is pissing/taking a shit on the phone

2017-04-12 16:06:16 UTC  

Just sitting

2017-04-12 16:06:55 UTC  

Smartphones tend to run hot without adaquate cooling. So the thing will feel warm to the touch.

2017-04-12 16:06:58 UTC  

Kitties love warm.

2017-04-12 16:08:15 UTC  

Our most comfortable temperature (about 70 F) is considerably less than a cat's most comfortable temperature (90 F or so). Which is why they are always trying to warm up.

2017-04-12 16:10:06 UTC  

Thats why they piss on themselfes

2017-04-12 16:10:11 UTC  

Cuz pee is warm

2017-04-12 16:10:25 UTC  

Kitties are not telling you they love you when they cuddle up. They're telling you that they're cold and you're made of warm.

2017-04-12 16:10:58 UTC  

And piss and shit is warm cuz it comes out of their bodies

2017-04-12 16:11:03 UTC  

Kitties love me!!! Don't say that

2017-04-12 16:12:59 UTC  

To make a cat use a cat bed, get one that is heated that is also enclosed and put it in a secluded place. Your cat will then have a 30% chance of using it over the box it came in! A significant improvement on the odds!

2017-04-12 16:15:22 UTC  

Or just piss in it

2017-04-12 16:35:03 UTC  

I have a mini heater in my room that keeps the area at a consistent 80°

2017-04-12 16:35:17 UTC  

I guess my kitten loves my room

2017-04-12 16:36:04 UTC  

Do you piss much in it