Message from @Markurrito
Discord ID: 301739664455499776
his offical portrait is great
My commercial was better
And it was in english
***HAHAHAHAHAHA***
***AAAA A A A A A AA HAH AHAA!!!! b ***
ITS ME!!!!!!! ITS MEE!!! ***M***
MARIO!
good song
Condoms that look like bacon and taste like bacon lubed with bacon flavored lube.
+10 against muslims
(not my pic)
It is pissing/taking a shit on the phone
Just sitting
Smartphones tend to run hot without adaquate cooling. So the thing will feel warm to the touch.
Kitties love warm.
Our most comfortable temperature (about 70 F) is considerably less than a cat's most comfortable temperature (90 F or so). Which is why they are always trying to warm up.
Thats why they piss on themselfes
Cuz pee is warm
Kitties are not telling you they love you when they cuddle up. They're telling you that they're cold and you're made of warm.
And piss and shit is warm cuz it comes out of their bodies
Kitties love me!!! Don't say that
To make a cat use a cat bed, get one that is heated that is also enclosed and put it in a secluded place. Your cat will then have a 30% chance of using it over the box it came in! A significant improvement on the odds!
Or just piss in it
I have a mini heater in my room that keeps the area at a consistent 80°
I guess my kitten loves my room
Do you piss much in it
Well now. This was fun. I guess I was strumming this guitar a little too hard this time wasn't I? Rustled some fragile feathers, now haven't I? To give a quote from one of the best villains in TV Shows ever. "If you want Rob Stark to hear us, we're going to have to speak LOUDER!"
Where the quote came from for reference: https://youtu.be/baDBgSJpI6o?t=1m11s
