Message from @Slime
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I have 64 gb of ram
I'm going to rub my nipples
And the airline's CEO just says that he obviously deserved it.
help me
his offical portrait is great
My commercial was better
And it was in english
***HAHAHAHAHAHA***
ITS ME!!!!!!! ITS MEE!!! ***M***
MARIO!
good song
Condoms that look like bacon and taste like bacon lubed with bacon flavored lube.
+10 against muslims
(not my pic)
It is pissing/taking a shit on the phone
Just sitting
Smartphones tend to run hot without adaquate cooling. So the thing will feel warm to the touch.
Kitties love warm.
Our most comfortable temperature (about 70 F) is considerably less than a cat's most comfortable temperature (90 F or so). Which is why they are always trying to warm up.
Thats why they piss on themselfes
Cuz pee is warm
Kitties are not telling you they love you when they cuddle up. They're telling you that they're cold and you're made of warm.
And piss and shit is warm cuz it comes out of their bodies