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@TeletubbyCancer pain
i used to be 6909. a legend. a myth
*w h a t ' s t h a t , m r . b o n e s ?*
mr bones knows what you did
mr bones pays no attention to daniel; rather he has only a faint sense of his companionship/coexistence with him. who he's really looking at is you. you, the viewer. mr bones looks straight through you. he knows what you're thinking. silly, right? these poorly animated children- but really mr bones knows in the universe we are just like that poorly animated, existentially confused black child at heart. don't believe me? believe in yourself. after all, mr bones is inside of you
dont say cp or else the nsa will come
you must use its counterpart. cheeze pizza
did you know a 13(4?) yr old can consent in the usa
isnt beastiality like. pedphilia. cause animals dont live to 18
***AAAA***
In 1978, one of the first Garfield strips were published, which I've dubbed the Pipe Strip. It haunts me to this very day. It goes like this; John Arbuckle is in his room, reading a newspaper. His right hand is scanning for something on a little table beside him. In the second panel, he looks up, slightly cockeyed, perhaps agitated. He asks, "Now where could my pipe be?" It really is a profound question. Where could it be? Then, in the last panel, aha! GARFIELD! John Arbuckle yells out his name, with the orange cat somewhere near but unclear with a pipe lodged firmly within his jowls. I believe that this strip represents a more pessimisstic view of the stages of life. The first panel, John is unknowing, he is without worries, not understanding that the cat has his pipe, or even wondering where his pipe has gone; much like all of us when we are young and lacking of faith or anxiety. He has yet to bite from the tree Then, in the second panel, it happens; "Now where could my pipe be?" Representing total confusion and agitation, leaving one form to the next. The last one, Garfield is the embodiment of chaos, which I'll get into later; and John yells out in rage. GARFIELD! He knows the truth, but at what cost?
me me big boy
sentri is dead like my old forgotten dreams
dis niga gg,ay
***IM 5'7 AND 170 POUNDS***
WWWh-What yall tlaking about
Sshut the fukc up Dobahd
Dum bihch
HHHHaa
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HOHOLY SHIT
SUFH!! RUDK
FUCK
NI๐ ฑ ๐ ฑ A
fukc,f of
me
what
flapjack is my childhood you motherufkc,er
dont tlak shti abobut jackfap
i,i like tthe
i like ogilrlaz
gorialaz
imeessaeged my friend who also likes gorilaz:
***t h e b a t h***
annd i got blocked
*t h e b a t h*
god is going to through you straight to heck
big bang
it has been
the universe is expanding and you can see that for yourself; if its expanding it means it came from a singular point
now, if god created the big bang is a different story, the bible's for bullshitters
@Vik what the fuck areyou talking,g abouto
bevsi the universe is expanding
that means it came from a singular point
Y o u F e e l
(insert shrug)
but the bible, quarnranan have been disproven wwith rrocks
Rocks
fun fact: we domesticated bananas
years ago they were seedy and gross
bananas have evolved
sexist*
i killed a man
i worship lucifer
@RollinInTheDerp hell yeah
NI๐ ฑ ๐ ฑ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sexist funker
Lemme ๐ ฑ lay some ๐ ฑ aint ๐ ฑ all ๐ ฑ igga
@Vik do u like shrimp
have u eaten any
(insert lenny)
<:dajoos:276990902520643584>
jum๐ ฑ o shtrmp
homosexuality = eating shrimp
its just as bad
read
whatht eufk
@Fredboat they go to the first level of hell according to dante's inferno
cchristian making fun of other christians?
wild
I LOVE ***SODOMY***
no
>tfw vik doesnt understand how love works
sex for love is spiritual. sex for impregnation is caused by chemicals in your brain
its inhuman
oh jam,ie
non
@nah โ get outta here with ur paradoxes,s,
skrt
๐ ฑ urry ๐ ฑ onsters
๐ ฑ evil ๐ ฑ ummoner
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