🅱️lime doesn't 🅱️oke around

Hahqaha!

I have a pimple on my balls

Hot

Somebody once told, a hurricanes gonna roll me, I ain’t got the sturdiest shed in our town. So I wrote a little story about when it was stormy and they offered me a little something to turn my frown upside down. So I’m studying up in college it is rad to the max but sadly I gotta leave to go protest british tax hopefully they will lose so we can all relax. But now the revolutionary war is beginning and no one is grinning, at least we got our bullets spinning we appear to be winning but that’s all in the past now I’m up against jeff, Hey now you're a failure take your hat and leave this court. Hey now you're a failure take your bills and abort this place and take those bills and stuff your face you’re a political disgrace, I got plans to build this place up with industries, you will be seeing millions of factories by the time I’m done with this so take this as the your final diss take the arm of your miss and exit so we can all be in bliss you’re like a snake HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this is my bad all star parody i did for school and i got a 6 out of 20

🅱️oh no 🅱️arlie 🅱️ozer!

Stop spamming pls

LOL

Have you ever considered standup?

i had to sing it with the all star instrumental in the background

i cant stand up my knee is funky

So, apparently, an inventor that comes from my ancestor's homeland (Ireland) made Chocolate Milk.

Spicy

Does anyone else use Tinder?

No

guys was white chocolate made by the kkk because they refused to eat brown chocolate

And a portable defibrillator.

What about brown shit?

And the concept of electrons.

They refuse to flush?

im a distant relative to the person that named stonewall jackson, one of the most brutal confederate soldiers

@Juan pWn! they have those gold pills

Stop being on your knees so much @Slime ya nahsty

And the holy creation: Wireless Fidelity, known as WiFi.

oh Jeeeeeez

(and McDonalds, but sssshhhhh...)

REEEE

ShmlcDonalds

im also related to the more famous louis pastuer, the guy that made milk not kill you

Mmmm McChicken

Mmm mulan szechuan sauce

Szechuan sauce is comin back boiiiis

🅱️HAT

FUCK YEAH

SOURCES?

http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-szechuan-mcnugget-may-come-back-thanks-to-rick-and-morty-2017-4

i saw shit on twitter BUT

And then I have Russians...

Tfw advertising works

Who made the first self-loading carbine.

*h e l l y e a h.*