Message from @Slime

Discord ID: 298999330268774411


2017-04-05 01:53:35 UTC  

Hahaha!

2017-04-05 01:53:43 UTC  

This guy is HILARIOUS!

2017-04-05 01:53:54 UTC  

🅱️

2017-04-05 01:53:59 UTC  

Get a blackhead extractor I suppose, or a really good exfoliator

2017-04-05 01:54:07 UTC  

OMG!

2017-04-05 01:54:12 UTC  

LMAO

2017-04-05 01:54:30 UTC  

are you 🅱️aking fun of me 🅱️o🅱️ody

2017-04-05 01:54:37 UTC  

/đź…±

2017-04-05 01:54:43 UTC  

NO. No.

2017-04-05 01:54:47 UTC  

Hahaha!

2017-04-05 01:55:25 UTC  

Your jokes make me laugh.

2017-04-05 01:55:40 UTC  

🅱️okes?

2017-04-05 01:55:55 UTC  

Lol. Yes.

2017-04-05 01:55:58 UTC  

đź…±ooty

2017-04-05 01:56:00 UTC  

Somebody once told, a hurricanes gonna roll me, I ain’t got the sturdiest shed in our town. So I wrote a little story about when it was stormy and they offered me a little something to turn my frown upside down. So I’m studying up in college it is rad to the max but sadly I gotta leave to go protest british tax hopefully they will lose so we can all relax. But now the revolutionary war is beginning and no one is grinning, at least we got our bullets spinning we appear to be winning but that’s all in the past now I’m up against jeff, Hey now you're a failure take your hat and leave this court. Hey now you're a failure take your bills and abort this place and take those bills and stuff your face you’re a political disgrace, I got plans to build this place up with industries, you will be seeing millions of factories by the time I’m done with this so take this as the your final diss take the arm of your miss and exit so we can all be in bliss you’re like a snake HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

2017-04-05 01:56:01 UTC  

🅱️lime doesn't 🅱️oke around

2017-04-05 01:56:03 UTC  

Hahqaha!

2017-04-05 01:56:12 UTC  

I have a pimple on my balls

2017-04-05 01:56:19 UTC  

Hot

2017-04-05 01:56:31 UTC  

Somebody once told, a hurricanes gonna roll me, I ain’t got the sturdiest shed in our town. So I wrote a little story about when it was stormy and they offered me a little something to turn my frown upside down. So I’m studying up in college it is rad to the max but sadly I gotta leave to go protest british tax hopefully they will lose so we can all relax. But now the revolutionary war is beginning and no one is grinning, at least we got our bullets spinning we appear to be winning but that’s all in the past now I’m up against jeff, Hey now you're a failure take your hat and leave this court. Hey now you're a failure take your bills and abort this place and take those bills and stuff your face you’re a political disgrace, I got plans to build this place up with industries, you will be seeing millions of factories by the time I’m done with this so take this as the your final diss take the arm of your miss and exit so we can all be in bliss you’re like a snake HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this is my bad all star parody i did for school and i got a 6 out of 20

2017-04-05 01:56:35 UTC  

🅱️oh no 🅱️arlie 🅱️ozer!

2017-04-05 01:56:40 UTC  

Stop spamming pls

2017-04-05 01:56:51 UTC  

LOL

2017-04-05 01:57:09 UTC  

Have you ever considered standup?

2017-04-05 01:57:20 UTC  

i had to sing it with the all star instrumental in the background

2017-04-05 01:57:52 UTC  

i cant stand up my knee is funky

2017-04-05 01:57:52 UTC  

So, apparently, an inventor that comes from my ancestor's homeland (Ireland) made Chocolate Milk.

2017-04-05 01:57:57 UTC  

Spicy

2017-04-05 01:58:19 UTC  

Does anyone else use Tinder?

2017-04-05 01:58:27 UTC  

No

2017-04-05 01:58:30 UTC  

guys was white chocolate made by the kkk because they refused to eat brown chocolate

2017-04-05 01:58:46 UTC  

And a portable defibrillator.

2017-04-05 01:58:52 UTC  

What about brown shit?

2017-04-05 01:58:53 UTC  

And the concept of electrons.

2017-04-05 01:58:59 UTC  

They refuse to flush?

2017-04-05 01:59:08 UTC  

im a distant relative to the person that named stonewall jackson, one of the most brutal confederate soldiers

2017-04-05 01:59:12 UTC  

@Juan pWn! they have those gold pills

2017-04-05 01:59:13 UTC  

Stop being on your knees so much @Slime ya nahsty

2017-04-05 01:59:19 UTC  

And the holy creation: Wireless Fidelity, known as WiFi.

2017-04-05 01:59:25 UTC  

oh Jeeeeeez

2017-04-05 01:59:42 UTC  

(and McDonalds, but sssshhhhh...)