Message from @enderraccoon

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2017-04-26 04:51:07 UTC  

Sky diving attached to a fridge

2017-04-26 04:51:13 UTC  

Hey guys, what are signs of cancer in the anus?

2017-04-26 04:51:22 UTC  

god the fucking DP discord as soon as i confront them they ban me

2017-04-26 04:51:30 UTC  

The intense craving for songs made by Tears For Fears.

2017-04-26 04:51:31 UTC  

*well I'll be going now-*

2017-04-26 04:51:38 UTC  

O wait, I think I'm falling asleep

2017-04-26 04:51:45 UTC  

O shit

2017-04-26 04:51:46 UTC  

The extreme interest in playing the bass.

2017-04-26 04:51:49 UTC  

Goodnight

2017-04-26 04:52:00 UTC  

Goodnight again

2017-04-26 04:52:01 UTC  

But bass is cool

2017-04-26 04:52:19 UTC  

Seriously though, what are signs of cancer?

2017-04-26 04:52:23 UTC  

And random episodes of reenacting some of the greatest movies from the 80s-90s.

2017-04-26 04:52:38 UTC  

I'm flying rn

2017-04-26 04:53:03 UTC  

Well, anal cancer generally produce abscesses inside the rectal wall.

2017-04-26 04:53:16 UTC  

Ocean man

2017-04-26 04:53:25 UTC  

It might be in your large intestine, which can make it hurt to poo, or halt it somewhat.

2017-04-26 04:53:44 UTC  

And you will find pus and blood if it seems to rupture.

2017-04-26 04:54:03 UTC  

There will be lumps in there.

2017-04-26 04:54:06 UTC  

I don't think he was being serious

2017-04-26 04:54:45 UTC  

Well I came in at a weird time 😹😅

2017-04-26 04:54:50 UTC  

Yes, yes you did.

2017-04-26 04:54:55 UTC  

It's always weird here

2017-04-26 04:55:00 UTC  

But hey, at least you know how to spot the cancers in your ass.

2017-04-26 04:55:10 UTC  

I don't doubt that for a second.

2017-04-26 04:55:11 UTC  

So get your nearest endoscopic camera and shove it in there.

2017-04-26 04:55:44 UTC  

I'm worried

2017-04-26 04:55:52 UTC  

I really am

2017-04-26 04:56:06 UTC  

Why

2017-04-26 04:56:17 UTC  

Because I am losing sanity.

2017-04-26 04:56:34 UTC  

Aren't we all

2017-04-26 04:56:39 UTC  

Because things are getting really bad in Canada and my boyfriend is in the military

2017-04-26 04:56:47 UTC  

No I was being dead serious

2017-04-26 04:56:51 UTC  

Well, kill the military.

2017-04-26 04:56:51 UTC  

What's cook in' babe?

2017-04-26 04:57:03 UTC  

I just said what you can find.

2017-04-26 04:57:05 UTC  

A few nights ago a felt a lump when I took a shit

2017-04-26 04:57:05 UTC  

Your dick

2017-04-26 04:57:32 UTC  

Nothing because I aint cookin for a lazy fat fuck @George Carlin's Saggy Ballsack

2017-04-26 04:57:36 UTC  

Where was the lump?

2017-04-26 04:57:42 UTC  

Now I have two