lets have a different conversation

like

what

que

i'm

STFU

okay continue

rip

I am so tired from my school party

Was it lit fam

Yeah I got to talk to people I don't normally talk to

FUCK

I HAVETO PISS NOW

NOW NOW NOW

Then go?

NOOOO

Lol what in the world

what r u typing

the hec

did i come into

Good question

are u still typing

Wrds

finish it up

nothing................... wait

What's up, child peasants and tard lords?

I dropped something on my keyboard unknowingly

Oh noes

incredible

i wonder what youre typing now

Sorry I left so many of you on the edge of your seat

Apparently

yessss. it was worth it to know the mystery

Lol

Peebis.

Rude

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Trans-species is a thing

Transcopter

But can you get surgery for it?

(Emoji)