Message from @Mike
Discord ID: 315282000825286658
yo
Lets have a *c o n v e r s a t i o n*
League is so hard to get back into after a while
im just bad at leauge
lets have a different conversation
like
what
que
i'm
STFU
okay continue
rip
I am so tired from my school party
Was it lit fam
Yeah I got to talk to people I don't normally talk to
FUCK
I HAVETO PISS NOW
NOW NOW NOW
Then go?
NOOOO
what r u typing
the hec
did i come into
Good question
are u still typing
Wrds
finish it up
nothing................... wait
What's up, child peasants and tard lords?
I dropped something on my keyboard unknowingly
Oh noes
incredible
i wonder what youre typing now
Sorry I left so many of you on the edge of your seat
Apparently
yessss. it was worth it to know the mystery
Lol
Peebis.
Rude
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.