Low density areas can pump their own at certain hours now and thank fuck for that

y'all can't pump ur own gas???

LOL

wait, you fuckers can't fuel up your own shit?

what the hell?

LOL

wait how do you mean

We can in low density places now

We couldnt at all till last year though

Someone else does it for you

like someone puts the pump in for you?

You sit your ass in the car

And they come out and pump it

thats a big yikes frendo

they better suck dick too

And take your payment or w.e

LOL

that's lazy, yet useful

otherwise it's not gonna be fun

I mean I don't complain tbh

but on the plus side I guess it creates jobs somehow?

I get to sit on my ass

wish i could sit on my ass and get petrol

And it creates jobs

so fuck it

imagine being that sod that freezes his ass off pumping gass ALL DAY

LOL

We like to tip when it's really hot or cold out

nah fuck that

No precedent for tipping gas station workers but like

and breathes the fumes all day @_@

yeah all them fumes

well, we don't tip for jack shit, so that's probably why they don't do it here

*We're liberal when it comes to tipping wherever we go*

probaly high as a kite

Dude

Waiters/waitresses and baristas have it so good here

Minimum wage is protected here so they have to pay full amount even with tips

tipping isn't a thing here. the one time I've been state side I'm pretty sure i overtipped everywhere to compensate for my dumb ass not being good at the math

fuck that shit

So any job with tips you are making quite a bit more than you would anywhere else